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desembreEdit

Lundi 31 desembre 2012 “No vade a do la paseria cisa gida, en loca vade do no ave un paseria e lasa un curso.”

Monday 31 December 2012 “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~


Soldi 30 desembre 2012 “Fa sempre tan bon como tu pote. Tu va recolie plu tarda lo cual tu planta oji.”

Sunday 30 December 2012 “Always do your best. What you plant today, you will harvest later.”

~ Og Mandino ~


Saturdi 29 desembre 2012 “Cuando nos parla a Dio, nos es preante. Cuando Dio parla a nos, nos es scizofrenica.”

Saturday29 December 2012 “When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

~ Jane Wagner ~


Venerdi 28 desembre 2012 “No considera moria como un fini, ma plu como un modo produosa de redui tu spendes.”

Friday 28 December 2012 “Don't think of death as an end, more as an effective way of cutting down on your expenses.”

~ Woody Allen ~


Jovedi 27 desembre 2012 “Cada cosa cual nos vide en la mundo es la obra creosa de femes.”

Thursday 27 December 2012 “Everything we see in the world is the creative work of women.”

~ Mustafa Kemal Ataturk ~


Mercurdi 26 desembre 2012 “No plora car lo es finida, surie car lo ia aveni.”

Wednesday 26 December 2012 “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

~ Dr Seuss ~


Martedi 25 desembre 2012 “Cuanto persones selebra la nase de Cristo! Tan poca se regulas!”

Tuesday 25 December 2012 “How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!”

~ Benjamin Franklin ~


Lundi 24 desembre 2012 “Me sposa e me ia deside ce nos no desira enfantes; si algun desira los, nos va trae los a vos doman.”

Monday 24 December 2012 “My wife and I decided we don't want children; if someone wants them, we'll drop them off tomorrow.”

~ Stewart Francis ~


Soldi 23 desembre 2012 “La seso es como la aira; lo no es importante estra cuando lo manca.”

Sunday 23 December 2012 “Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.”

~ John Callahan ~


Saturdi 22 desembre 2012 “U-ra! U-ra! La fini de la mundo es posponeda!”

Saturday 22 December 2012 “Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! ”

~ Herge ~


Venerdi 21 desembre 2012 “La tempo cual tu gusta peri no es tempo perida.”

Friday 21 December 2012 “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”

~ Marthe Troly-Curtin ~


Jovedi 20 desembre 2012 “Me vole spende tota me tempo con taxes, misionetas, asinias e disputas. Cual es per dise, me vole sposi.”

Thursday 20 December 2012 “I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.”

~ Jarod Kintz ~


Mercurdi 19 desembre 2012 “Cisa onestia es la politica la plu bon, ma es importante ce on recorda ce parente, par elimina, nononestia es la politica du la plu bon.”

Wednesday 19 December 2012 “Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

~ George Carlin ~


Martedi 18 desembre 2012 “Es bon a vos enfantes. Cuando los adulti, cisa los va deveni scrivores.”

Tuesday 18 December 2012 “Be nice to your children. They may grow up to be writers.”

~ Katerina Stoykova Klemer ~


Lundi 17 desembre 2012 “Gera es pas. Libria es sclavia. Nonsabe es fortia.”

Monday 17 December 2012 “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

~ George Orwell, 1984 ~


Soldi 16 desembre 2012 “No teme perfetia – tu va ateni lo nunca.”

Sunday 16 December 2012 “Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”

~ Salvador Dali ~


Saturdi 15 desembre 2012 “Ta ce tu vive cada dia de la tu vive.”

Saturday 15 December 2012 “May you live every day of your life.”

~ Jonathan Swift ~


Venerdi 14 desembre 2012 “Ave sola du modos de vive la tu vive. Un es crede ce no cosa es un miracle. La otra es crede ce cada cosa es un miracle.”

Friday 14 December 2012 “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

~ Albert Einstein ~


Jovedi 13 desembre 2012 “Tota de nos es en la canaleta, ma alga de nos regarda la stelas.”

Thursday 13 December 2012 “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Mercurdi 12 desembre 2012 “La person ci tu ama e acel ci ama tu es nunca la mesma.”

Wednesday 12 December 2012 “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk ~


Martedi 11 desembre 2012 “Si tostada sempre atera sur se lado burida e un gato sempre atera sur se pedes, ce aveni si tu bandi tostada a la dorso de un gato e fa lo cade?”

Tuesday 11 December 2012 “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

~ Steven Wright ~


Lundi 10 desembre 2012 “Per manteni ce tu tas de sposia es plen con ama, sempre cuando tu no ave razona, confesa lo; sempre cuando tu ave razona, silenti.”

Monday 10 December 2012 “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”

~ Ogden Nash ~


Soldi 9 desembre 2012 “Susede sinifia ce tu reseta cual tu desira, felisia sinifia ce tu desira cual tu reseta.”

Sunday 9 December 2012 “Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get”

~ W.P. Kinsella ~


Saturdi 8 desembre 2012 “La contamina no es lo cual dana la ambiente. La nonpurias en nos aira e acua es los cual dana lo.”

Saturday 8 December 2012 “It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it”

~ Al Gore ~


Venerdi 7 desembre 2012 “Si, razona es un parte de relijio organizada de cuando du nudistes ia reseta consela sur dieta de un serpente parlante.”

Friday 7 December 2012 “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

~ Jon Stewart ~


Jovedi 6 desembre 2012 “Me no ia fali. Me ia trova mera des mil metodos cual no opera.”

Thursday 6 December 2012 “I have not failed. I've just found ten thousand ways that won't work.”

~ Thomas A. Edison ~


Mercurdi 5 desembre 2012 “Un bon sposi ta es entre un sposa sieca e un sposo sorda.”

Wednesday 5 December 2012 “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

~ Michel de Montaigne ~


Martedi 4 desembre 2012 “Ier me surie, oji me surie, e doman me surie. Simple car vive es tro corta per plora per cualce cosa.”

Tuesday 4 December 2012 “I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.”

~ Santosh Kalwar ~


Lundi 3 desembre 2012 “Cuando la ama no es dementia lo no es la ama.”

Monday 3 December 2012 “When love is not madness it is not love.”

~ Pedro Calderón de la Barca ~


Soldi 2 desembre 2012 “Ancora la ata la plu perilosa es pensa per tu mesma. A vose.”

Sunday 2 December 2012 “The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.”

~ Coco Chanel ~


Saturdi 1 desembre 2012 “Si tu fa cual tu ia fa sempre, tu va reseta cual tu ia reseta sempre.”

Saturday 1 December 2012 “If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.”

~ Tony Robbins ~

novembreEdit

Venerdi 30 novembre 2012 “Cuando tu aseta la universa como materia estendente a no cosa cual es alga cosa, porta raios con texeda scotes es fasil.”

Friday 30 November 2012 “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

~ Albert Einstein ~


Jovedi 29 novembre 2012 “Cuando tota es diseda e fada, plu es diseda ca fada.”

Thursday 29 November 2012 “When all is said and done, more is said than done.”

~ Lou Holtz ~


Mercurdi 28 novembre 2012 “Es nonfortunosa ce tota de la persones ci sabe como maneja la pais es ocupada gidante taxis e sisorinte capeles.”

Wednesday 28 November 2012 “Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

~ George Burns ~


Martedi 27 novembre 2012 “On dise ce la tu vive flaxi ante tu oios a punto de mori. Esta es vera, lo es nomida Vive.”

Tuesday 27 November 2012 “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”

~ Terry Pratchett ~


Lundi 26 novembre 2012 “Per ce un fem labora tra des anios per cambia un om, alora cexa ce el no es la om ci el ia sposi?”

Monday 26 Novembre 2012 “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”

~ Barbra Streisand ~


Soldi 25 novembre 2012 “Tu no debe es plu rapida ca la lupo cual xasa tu, ma plu rapida ca la otras ci ance core de lo.”

Sunday 25 November 2012 “You don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.”

~ Kim Harrison ~


Saturdi 24 novembre 2012 “Si tu no pote esplica lo a un enfante de ses anios, tu mesma no comprende lo.”

Saturday 24 November 2012 “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”

~ Albert Einstein ~


Venerdi 23 novembre 2012 “Es nunca tro tarda per es cual tu ia ta pote es.”

Friday 23 November 2012 “It is never too late to be what you might have been.”

~ George Eliot ~


Jovedi 22 novembre 2012 “Nos no vide cosas como los es, nos vide los como nos es.”

Thursday 22 November 2012 “We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.”

~ Anais Nin ~


Mercurdi 21 novembre 2012 “Otodes persentos de omes sposida es nonfidosa en America. La otras es nonfidosa en Europa.”

Wednesday 21 November 2012 “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, The rest cheat in Europe.”

~ Jackie Mason ~


Martedi 20 novembre 2012 "Me ia vide nunca un vivente savaje ci senti triste per se mesma. Un avia peti ta cade de un ramo, mor e jelada, con senti nunca triste per se mesma."

Tuesday 20 November 2012 “I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.”

~ David Herbert Lawrence ~


Lundi 19 novembre 2012 “Ier es mera un memoria, doman es nunca lo cual on intende.”

Monday 19 November 2012 “Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow's never what it's supposed to be.”

~ Bob Dylan ~


Soldi 18 novembre 2012 “Es cortes a gansos. Par fortuna on ta pote labora per un.”

Sunday 18 November 2012 “Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.”

~ Bill Gates ~


Saturdi 17 novembre 2012 “Un om ci sta per no cosa va cade par cualce cosa.”

Saturday 17 November 2012 “A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.”

~ Malcolm X ~


Venerdi 16 novembre 2012 “Multe omes ia cade en ama con un xica en un lus tan oscur ce los no ta eleje un completa par lo.”

Friday 16 November 2012 “Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.”

~ Maurice Chevalier ~


Jovedi 15 novembre 2012 “Natural me ave legistes. Los es como armas nucleal, me ave los car cadun ave los. Ma direta cuando on emplea los, los desordina cada cosa.”

Thursday 15 November 2012 “Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got them cos everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”

~ Danny DeVito ~


Mercurdi 14 novembre 2012 “Politica es la arte de xerca turba, trova lo a cada loca, diagnose lo noncoreta e aplica la remedias falsa.”

Wednesday 14 November 2012 “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

~ Groucho Marx ~


Martedi 13 novembre 2012 “No dise sempre cual tu sabe ma sabe sempre cual tu dise.”

Tuesday 13 November 2012 “Say not always what you know but always know what you say.”

~ Claudius ~


Lundi 12 novembre 2012 “Si on parla a un om en un lingua cual el comprende, acel vade a se testa. Si on parla a el en se lingua, acel vade a se cor.”

Monday 12 November 2012 “If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.”

~ Nelson Mandela ~


Soldi 11 novembre 2012 “La cosa la plu noncredable sur miracles es ce los aveni.”

Sunday 11 november 2012 “The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen.”

~ Gilbert Keith Chesterton ~


Saturdi 10 novembre 2012 “Un om saja pote aprende plu de un demanda fol ca un fol pote aprende de un responde saja.”

Saturday 10 november 2012 “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.”

~ Bruce Lee ~


Venerdi 9 novembre 2012 “La bon cualia de Glasgow es ce, si un ataca nucleal va aveni, lo va aspeta esata la mesma a pos.”

Friday 9 November 2012 “The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”

~ Billy Connolly ~


Jovedi 8 novembre 2012 “Mone no fa on es felis. Aora me ave $50 milion ma me ia es egal felis cuando me ia ave $48 milion.”

Thursday 8 November 2012 “Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger ~


Mercurdi 7 novembre 2012 “Me gusta paseas longa, spesial cuando los es fada par persones ci irita me.”

Wednesday 7 November 2012 “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

~ Noel Coward ~


Martedi 6 novembre 2012 “A un dia la tu vive va pasa ante tu oios. Serti ce lo merita la vide.”

Tuesday 6 November 2012 “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Lundi 5 novembre 2012 “Bigamia sinifia ce on ave un sposa tro multe. Monogamia sinifia la mesma.”

Monday 5 November 2012 "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Soldi 4 novembre 2012 “Un om ci vide la mundo en la mesma modo cuando el ave sincodes anios como cuando el ia ave dudes anios, ia peri tredes anios de se vive.”

Sunday 4 November 2012 “A man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.”

~Muhammed Ali ~


Saturdi 3 novembre 2012 “La sola person ci pote vinse me es me.”

Saturday 3 November 2012 “The only person who can beat me is me.”

~ Michael Johnson ~


Venerdi 2 novembre 2012 “A la eda de 4, con xapos de paper e spadas de lenio, tota de nos es Jenerales. Ma alga de nos no adulti.”

Friday 2 November 2012 “At the age of 4 with paper hats and wooden swords, we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.”

~ Peter Ustinov ~


Jovedi 1 novembre 2012 “A la fini, nos no va recorda la parolas de nos enemis, ma la silentia de nos amis.”

Thursday 1 November 2012 “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

~ Martin Luther King, Jr. ~

otobreEdit

Mercurdi 31 otobre 2012 “Bebes ave testas e oios grande e corpos pico con brasos e gamas pico. Ance la estrateranes a Roswell ia ave la mesma! Me ia fa me caso.”

Wednesday 31 October 2012 “Babies have big heads and eyes and tiny bodies with tiny arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.”

~ William Shatner ~


Martedi 30 otobre 2012 “Un brinda a alcol: la causa de, e la solve a, tota de la problemes en vive.”

Tuesday 30 October 2012 “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”

~ Matt Groening ~


Lundi 29 otobre 2012 “La cosa la plu riscosa es deveni avar.”

Monday 29 October 2012 “The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy.”

~ Lance Armstrong ~


Soldi 28 otobre 2012 “En un pais cual es bon governada, povria es un cosa sur cual on vergonia. En un pais cual es mal governada, ricia es un cosa sur cual on vergonia.”

Sunday 28 October 2012 “In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.”

~ Confucius ~


Saturdi 27 otobre 2012 “Me no es un milionor paranoica e demente. Me es un bilionor.”

Saturday 27 October 2012 “I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.”

~ Howard Hughes ~


Venerdi 26 otobre 2012 “Nos va estende nos mano; los debe esvasa se punio.”

Friday 26 October 2012 “We'll hold out our hand; they have to unclench their fist.”

~ Hillary Clinton ~


Jovedi 25 otobre 2012 “Plu bon es ce un leon gida un armada de oveas ca un ovea gida un armada de leones.”

Thursday 25 October 2012 “It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.”

~ Daniel Defoe ~


Mercurdi 24 otobre 2012 “On dise ce sposis es creada en Sielo. Ma tona e lampo es ance creada ala.”

Wednesday 24 October 2012 “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

~ Clint Eastwood ~


Martedi 23 otobre 2012 “Cuando nos va pende la capitalistes, los va vende a nos la corda cual nos va usa.”

Tuesday 23 October 2012 “When we hang the capitalists, they will sell us the rope we use.”

~ Joseph Stalin ~


Lundi 22 otobre 2012 “Cualce om ci pote gida secur en cuando el besa un xica bela es clar no donante a la besa la atende cual lo merita.”

Monday 22 October 2012 “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

~ Albert Einstein ~


Soldi 21 otobre 2012 “Cimri – la pais de me asendentes. Ta ce me asendentes reteni lo.”

Sunday 21 October 2012 “Wales – the land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.”

~ Dylan Thomas ~


Saturdi 20 otobre 2012 “Relijio es lo cual impedi la povre de asasina la rica.”

Saturday 20 October 2012 “Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”

~ Napoleon Bonaparte ~


Venerdi 19 otobre 2012 “Plu bon es resta silente e es considerada como un fol ca parla e sutrae cada duta.”

Friday 19 October 2012 “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

~ Abraham Lincoln ~


Jovedi 18 otobre 2012 “On pote declara solitar la gera, ma on no pote crea solitar la pas.”

Thursday 18 October 2012 “You can go to war alone, but you can't build peace alone.”

~ Jacques Chirac ~


Mercurdi 17 otobre 2012 “La aparato la plu bon de securia de auto es un miror de retrovista con un polisior en se.”

Wednesday 17 October 2012 “The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.”

~ Dudley Moore ~


Martedi 16 otobre 2012 “Es cisa la avia la plu temprana cual oteni la verme, ma es la mus du cual oteni la ceso.”

Tuesday 16 October 2012 “The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.”

~ Jeremy Paxman ~


Lundi 15 otobre 2012 “Confusa nunca la grandia de tu salario con la grandia de tu talento.”

Monday 15 October 2012 “Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.”

~ Marlon Brando ~


Soldi 14 otobre 2012 “Coraje moral es un virtua plu alta e plu rara ca coraje fisical.”

Sunday 14 October 2012 “Moral courage is a higher and rarer virtue than physical courage.”

~ William Slim ~


Saturdi 13 otobre 2012 “Nun va vinse en la batalia entre la sesos; ave tro multe colabora con la enemi.”

Saturday 13 October 2012 “No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

~ Henry A. Kissinger ~


Venerdi 12 otobre 2012 “La cosa la plu triste cual me pote imajina es deveni abituada a luso.”

Friday 12 October 2012 “The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.”

~ Charlie Chaplin ~


Jovedi 11 otobre 2012 “Esce tu ia nota? Cualcun ci vade plu lenta ca tu es un fol e cualcun ci vade plu rapida ca tu es un manica.”

Thursday 11 October 2012 “Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”

~ Ronnie Corbett ~


Mercurdi 10 otobre 2012 “Rie es la medisin la plu bon. Estra si on ave diabete, alora insulin veni alta sur la lista.”

Wednesday 10 October 2012 “Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're a diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.”

~ Jasper Carrott ~


Martedi 9 otobre 2012 “"Plu alta es la construida, plu basa es la morales.”

Tuesday 9 October 2012 “The higher the building, the lower the morals.”

~ Noel Coward ~


Lundi 8 otobre 2012 “Senese – prima on oblida nomes, alora on oblida fases. Alora on oblida tira se zipe a supra e final on oblida tira lo a su.”

Monday 8 October 2012 “Old age – first you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally you forget to pull it down.”

~ George Burns ~


Soldi 7 otobre 2012 "La instrui es un cosa amirable, ma on debe recorda de ves a ves ce on pote ensenia no cosa cual merita ce on sabe lo."

Sunday 7 October 2012 “Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Saturdi 6 otobre 2012 “Si Dio no ia intende ce nos come animales, per ce el ia crea los de carne?”

Saturday 6 October 2012 “If God did not intend for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

~ John Cleese ~


Venerdi 5 otobre 2012 “Un mundo sin armas nucleal ta es min secur e plu perilosa per cadun.”

Friday 5 October 2012 “A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.”

~ Margaret Thatcher ~


Jovedi 4 otobre 2012 Thursday 4 October 2012

~ Marcel Marceau ~


Mercurdi 3 otobre 2012 “No cada oio cluida dormi e no cada oio abrida vide.”

Wednesday 3 October 2012 “Every closed eye is not sleeping and every open eye is not seeing.”

~ Bill Cosby ~


Martedi 2 otobre 2012 “On sabe ce on senese cuando la candelas costa plu ca la torta.”

Tuesday 2 October 2012 “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

~ Bob Hope ~


Lundi 1 otobre 2012 “Cuando un om abri un porte de un auto per se sposa, lo es o un auto nova o un sposa nova.”

Monday 1 October 2012 “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

~ Prince Philip ~

setembreEdit

Soldi 30 setembre 2012 “Me coce con vino. A alga veses me an ajunta lo a la comeda.”

Sunday 30 September 2012 “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”

~ W.C. Fields ~


Saturdi 29 setembre 2012 “Bisesalia dupli direta la fortunas de trova un corteor a un sera de saturdi.”

Saturday 29 September 2012 “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

~ Woody Allen ~


Venerdi 28 setembre 2012 “Bon amis coteli on en la ventre.”

Friday 28 September 2012 “True friends stab you in the front.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Jovedi 27 setembre 2012 “Me ia ta es un bon Pape.”

Thursday 27 September 2012 “I would have been a good Pope.”

~Richard M. Nixon ~


Mercurdi 26 setembre 2012 “Si un engles deveni craseda par un camion el dise 'pardona me' a la camion.”

Wednesday 26 September 2012 “If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologises to the truck.”

~ Jackie Mason ~


Martedi 25 setembre 2012 “Cuando on es un famosa, si on noia algun, los culpa se mesma."

Tuesday 25 September 2012 "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

~ Henry Kissinger ~


Lundi 24 setembre 2012 "Per evalua vera un person, vide como el trata algun par ci el no va es an poca beneficada."

Monday 24 September 2012 "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

~ Samuel Johnson ~


Soldi 23 setembre 2012 “Si tu pote conta tu mone, tu no posese un bilion dolares.”

Sunday 23 September 2012 "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

~ J. Paul Getty ~


Saturdi 22 setembre 2012 “Un om susedosa es el ci pote gania plu mone ca se sposa pote spende; un fem susedosa es el ci pote trova un tal om.”

Saturday 22 September 2012 “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

~ Lana Turner ~


Venerdi 21 setembre 2012 “Coraje es nesesada per sta e parla; ance lo es nesesada per senta e escuta.”

Friday 21 September 2012 “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; it is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

~ Winston Churchill ~


Jovedi 20 setembre 2012 “Me pensa... donce me es nonsposida.”

Thursday 20 September 2012 “I think... therefore I'm single.”

~ Lizz Winstead ~


Mercurdi 19 setembre 2012 "Con un enfante, on es un jenitor; con du, on es un arbitror."

Wednesday 19 September 2012 “Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”

~ David Frost ~


Martedi 18 setembre 2012 “Alcol no solve problemes, ma lete no solve los ance.”

Tuesday 18 September 2012 "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Lundi 17 setembre 2012 “On dise “Fusiles no mata persones, persones mata persones.” Me pensa ce la fusiles aida. Si on ta sta e cria PUM, me no pensa ce on ta mata multe persones.”

Monday 17 September 2012 “They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”

~ Eddie Izzard ~


Soldi 16 setembre 2012 “Cuando me ia es un enfante, la menu de la familia ia es composada de du elejes: come lo o lasa lo.”

Sunday 16 September 2012 “As a child, the family menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

~ Buddy Hackett ~


Saturdi 15 setembre 2012 “Si vive dona limones a tu, crea limonada. Alora trova algun a ci vive ia dona vodca e ave un selebra.”

Saturday 15 September 2012 “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.”

~ Ron White ~


Venerdi 14 setembre 2012 “Si es vera ce nos es asi per aida otras, esata ce la otras fa asi?”

Friday 14 September 2012 “If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Jovedi 13 setembre 2012 “Un multa es un imposta car on ia fa alga cosa mal. Un imposta es un multa car on ia fa alga cosa bon.”

Thursday 13 September 2012 “A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Mercurdi 12 setembre 2012 "A veses, me no sabe esce la mundo es manejada par astutas finjente o par foles sinsera."

Wednesday 12 September 2012 “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

~ Mark Twain ~


Martedi 11 setembre 2012 "A tredes-sinco anios, on fini asembla se mente e comensa desasembla se corpo."

Tuesday 11 September 2012 “Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Lundi 10 setembre 2012 “Entre du malias, sempre me eleje acel cual me no ia proba ja.”

Monday 10 September 2012 “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

~ Mae West ~


Soldi 9 setembre 2012 “Un governa cual ruba Petro per paia Paulo pote depende sempre de la suporta de Paulo.”

Sunday 9 September 2012 “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

~ George Bernard Shaw ~


Saturdi 8 setembre 2012 “Me ave mone bastante per dura tra la resta de la me vive. Estra si me compra alga cosa.”

Saturday 8 September 2012 “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.”

~ Jackie Mason ~


Venerdi 7 setembre 2012 “Si tu senti ce tu vole fa alga labora, senta tu e espeta... la senti va desapare.”

Friday 7 September 2012 “If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait… The feeling does go away.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Jovedi 6 setembre 2012 “Si ave no demandas stupida, alora ce tipo de demanda es fada par persones stupida?”

Thursday 6 September 2012 “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?"

~ Scott Adams ~


Mercurdi 5 setembre 2012 “Nunca luta con un porco. Ambos de vos va susi, ma la porco va gusta lo.”

Wednesday 5 September 2012 “Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.”

~ Carl Yarborough ~


Martedi 4 setembre 2012 “Femes gusta omes silente. Los pensa ce los escuta.”

Tuesday 4 September 2012 "Women like silent men. They think they are listening."

~ Marcel Achard ~


Lundi 3 setembre 2012 “Cada cosa cual comun ia es un peca aora es un maladia.”

Monday 3 September 2012 “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

~ Bill Maher ~


Soldi 2 setembre 2012 “No trata tro seria la vive. Tu no va emerji vivente de lo.”

Sunday 2 September 2012 “Do no take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

~ Elbert Hubbard ~

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Saturdi 25 agosto 2012 “Si pare ce la 'Pensa per la Dia' ia desapare, es car la om ci fa lo ia vade per un vacanse.” (Per un semana, a Cerneu)

Saturday 25 August 2012 “If the 'Thought for the Day' seems to have disappeared, it's because the guy that does it has gone on holiday.” (For a week, to Cornwall)

~ Guido Crufio ~


Venerdi 24 agosto 2012 “Si tu vole sabe acel cual Dio pensa sur mone, mera regarda la persones a ci el ia dona lo.”

Friday 24 August 2012 “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

~ Dorothy Parker ~


Jovedi 23 agosto 2012 “An si tu es a la curso coreta, tu va deveni craseda si tu mera senta ala.”

Thursday 23 August 2012 “Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”

~ Will Rogers ~


Mercurdi 22 agosto 2012 “Sonia como si tu va vive eterna, vive como si tu va mori oji.”

Wednesday 22 August 2012 “Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”

~ James Dean ~


Martedi 21 agosto 2012 “A la fini, no es la anios en la tu vive cual importa. Es la vive en tu anios.”

Tuesday 21 August 2012 “In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”

~ Abraham Lincoln ~


Lundi 20 agosto 2012 “Democratia es la suspeta reveninte ce plu ca un dui de la popla es coreta a plu ca un dui de la tempo.”

Monday 20 August 2012 “Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.”

~ E.B. White ~


Soldi 19 agosto 2012 “Ave du tipos de persones en esta mundo, bon e mal. La bones dormi plu bon, ma la males pare gusta multe plu la oras cuando los es veliada.”

Sunday 19 August 2012 “There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

~ Woody Allen ~


Saturdi 18 agosto 2012 “Nos oia ce un milion simias operante un milion tecladores ta pote produi la operas completa de Shakespeare; aora, grasias a la interede, nos sabe ce acel no es vera.”

Saturday 18 August 2012 “We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.”

~ Robert Wilensky ~


Venerdi 17 agosto 2012 “Ave un proba per descovre si tu mision en tera es finida: Si tu es vivente, lo no es.”

Friday 17 August 2012 "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't."

~ Richard Bach ~


Jovedi 16 agosto 2012 “Sesa fumi es la cosa la plu fasil per fa en la mundo. Me sabe car me ia fa lo a miles de veses.”

Thursday 16 August 2012 "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

~ Mark Twain ~


Mercurdi 15 agosto 2012 “Si prima tu no susede, alora salta con paracade no es per tu.”

Wednesday 15 August 2012 "If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you."

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Martedi 14 agosto 2012 “No gida me a tenta; me pote trova lo par me mesma.”

Tuesday 14 August 2012 "Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."

~ Rita Mae Brown ~


Lundi 13 agosto 2012 “No es tan umil – tu no es tan eselente.”

Monday 13 August 2012 “Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”

~ Golda Meir ~


Soldi 12 agosto 2012

“Nos es naseda nuda, moiada e fame. Alora, cosas mali.”

Sunday 12 August 2012 “We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Saturdi 11 agosto 2012 “Un penig gardada es un nonotada de la governa.”

Saturday 11 August 2012 “A penny saved is a government oversight.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Venerdi 10 agosto 2012 “No desira malvole a tu enemi – scemi lo.”

Friday 10 August 2012 “Don't wish ill for your enemy - plan it.”

~ Syrus ~


Jovedi 9 agosto 2012 “Si nada es tan bon per la forma, como on pote esplica balenas?”

Thursday 9 August 2012 “If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Mercurdi 8 agosto 2012 “La serebro es un organo merveliosa. Lo comensa opera pronto cuando tu leva tu a la matina e no sesa asta cuando tu ariva a la ofisia.”

Wednesday 8 August 2012 “The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”

~ Robert Frost ~


Martedi 7 agosto 2012 “La sabe es comprende ce un tomato es un fruta; La sajia es nunca pone lo en un salada de frutas.”

Tuesday 7 August 2012 “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Lundi 6 agosto 2012 “Nos no sesa jua car nos senese; nos senese car nos sesa jua.”

Monday 6 August 2012 “We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

~ George Bernard Shaw ~


Soldi 5 agosto 2012 “Si ama es sieca, per ce vestetas delicata es tan poplal?”

Sunday 5 August 2012 “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Saturdi 4 agosto 2012 “Un banco es un loca do on presta un parapluve a tu en clima bon e demanda ce tu redona lo cuando la pluve comensa.”

Saturday 4 August 2012 “A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

~ Robert Frost ~


Venerdi 3 agosto 2012 “Si tu pote resta calma, tu no ave tota la fatos.”

Friday 3 August 2012 “If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.”

~ Brian Gerald O’Driscoll ~


Jovedi 2 agosto 2012 “Cuatro entre tre persones trova ce fratos es confusante.”

Thursday 2 August 2012 “Four out of every three people have trouble with fractions.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Mercurdi 1 agosto 2012 “Un metodo produosa per recorda la aniversario de la sposa . . . oblida lo a un ves.”

Wednesday 1 August 2012 “An effective way to remember the wife's birthday . . . forget it once.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~

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Martedi 31 julio 2012 “Me sempre es preparada per aprende, ma me no sempre gusta es instruida.”

Tuesday 31 July 2012 “I am always prepared to learn although I do not always like being taught.”

~ Winston Churchill ~


Lundi 30 julio 2012 “Cuando tu disputa con un fol, serti ce el no fa la mesma.”

Monday 30 July 2012 “When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Soldi 29 julio 2012 “Si no cosa adere a TEFLON, como on fa TEFLON adere a la caserol?”

Sunday 29 July 2012 “If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Saturdi 28 julio 2012 “Algunes causa felisia a cada loca do los vade; otras, a cada ves cuando los parti.”

Saturday 28 July 2012 “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Venerdi 27 julio 2012 “Si un om en un foresta parla a se mesma con no femes presente, es el ancora noncoreta?”

Friday 27 July 2012 “If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Jovedi 26 julio 2012 “Me va pasea tra la vale de la ombra de moria...en fato, en cuando me pensa sur lo, me va CORE tra la vale, car on sorti la vale plu rapida tal...”

Thursday 26 July 2012 “I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death...in fact, now that I think of it, I shall RUN through the valley of the shadow of death, cos you get out of the valley quicker that way...”

~Woody Allen ~


Mercurdi 25 julio 2012 “La cosas cual veni a los ci espeta es cisa la cosas abandonada par otras ci ia ariva prima.”

Wednesday 25 July 2012 “The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.”

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Martedi 24 julio 2012 Ci proba comeda per canes cuando lo ave un sabor 'nova e bonida'?

Tuesday 24 July 2012 Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

~ Autor nonconoseda ~


Lundi 23 julio 2012 “La espeta ce la mundo va trata tu con justia car tu es bon es como la espeta ce un bove mas no va ataca tu car tu es un vejetaliste.”

Monday 23 July 2012 "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

~ Dennis Wholey ~


Soldi 22 julio 2012 “Si no ta es un fato ce la televisador e la friador es separada de un distantia grande, alga de nos no ta eserse a cualce cuantia.”

Sunday 22 July 2012 "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

~ Joey Adams ~


Saturdi 21 julio 2012 “Sempre e nunca es du parolas cual on sempre ta debe recorda nunca usa.”

Saturday 21 July 2012 "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

~ Wendell Johnson ~


Venerdi 20 julio 2012 “Mone no pote compra felisia per tu...ma lo trae un forma de miseria plu plasente a tu.”

Friday 20 July 2012 "Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

~ Spike Milligan ~


Jovedi 19 julio 2012 “No preocupa tu sur evita tenta...an cuando tu senese, lo va evita tu.”

Thursday 19 July 2012 "Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."

~ Winston Churchill ~


Mercurdi 18 julio 2012 “Es atendente cuando tu leje libros sur sania. Tu ta pote mori par un malprimi.”

Wednesday 18 July 2012 "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

~ Mark Twain ~


Martedi 17 julio 2012 “Ante critica algun, tu ta debe pasea per un milia en se sapatos. Tal, cuando tu critica, tu es a la distantia de un milia de acel person e tu ave se sapatos.”

Tuesday 17 July 2012 "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

~ Jack Handey ~


Lundi 16 julio 2012 “La indica la plu clar ce viventes intelijente esiste a alga loca en la universa es ce los ia atenta nunca contata nos.”

Monday 16 July 2012 "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

~ Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes ~

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